Hey guys now for the second issue of Online Interview! For this issue we have a special guest… Yugi Muto!
Well anyways here is the interview from the beginning to the end. So there I was in the taxi on my way to Solomon Muto’s (Yugi’s Grandad) card store and I was surprised to find a lot of security outside the shop. I walk up to the nearest entrance when… Kemo:
Attention Duelist! my hair forbids you to take one more step forward.Me:
Oh I was just here to interview Yugi Mu…
At this point I saw Yugi walk out of his shop towards me waving away the security inviting me forward. I walk up to him speechless. “Ba… Ba… Heyyy…”Yugi Muto:
Hello Nightshade, so this the interview you had contacted me about?Me:
No… I mean yes, yes this is the interviewYugi Muto:
Then please join me and my grandfather for dinner.
We walk into the card shop and Yugi leads me to the dinner hall. I see Yugi’s granddad sitting down sipping his soup staring at Black Luster Soldier.
Solomon Muto: No one must know of our forbidden love, Black Luster Soldier.
Yugi: ehem, ehem
Solomon stands up stares at us then slips away to his bedroom o.o…. With the Black Luster soldier card. Yugi sits down and signals for me to sit too. I sit down and take out my note book.
Me: So Yugi, you are the King Of Games, how does it feel?
Yugi: Being King of Games doesn’t do as much as rubbing it in Kaiba’s face that he is ****. Ehhmm… I mean it feels great. You know, VIP everywhere and I get free cards from card shops whenever I want to.
Me: Ooook. Anyway speaking of cards, what would you say your favourite
card is? Many of your fans would say Kuriboh or Slifer the Sky Dragon.
Yugi: Snorts. Slifer he says… hahaha. No you fool, Slifer is nowhere near as powerful as my favourite card. My favourite card would be the Celtic Guardian. Oh, the amount of duels I won with my Celtic Guardian.
Yugi: Sychros?! XYZ?! What are those? Diseases? No no no, you have it all wrong Celtic Guardian is the most powerful card. I even annihilated Melvin… I mean Marik with it. Me:
So Yugi, now onto your personal life…Yugi:
Did you say Tea’s cleavage?Me:
No, no, not at all I was just asking
how is it between you and all your friends you know Joey, TeaYugi:
Kaiba?! Did you just say Kaiba?Me:
No, no why are you soo obsessed with Kaiba I didn’t say Kaiba ok I said Joey, J-O-E-Y, Joey Wheeler.Yugi:
Oh, him. that low life is just tagging around me like a bull dog. Things are fine between us you know I give him doggy treats and all. He didn’t even know I stole his Red-Eyes from him. Me:
How do you think Joey duels you know his playing styles and everything?Yugi:
The guy doesn’t even know how to do it 4 ways… He just stands there clueless until I give him a kick and go don’t worry just watch what I do and follow on. And he says “Hahaha Kaiba doesn’t know anything he has never even been in a 2 way” What has that got to do with anything? Hahah. Did I ever tell you about the time I saw Joey in his hotel room? hahahaha.Me:
I… don’t wanna know.
I was starting to hate this little midget more and more.He was seriously going to get flushed down the toilet if he carried on like this so I guess its about time I asked for the switch.Me:
Hey, mind if I speak to Yami Yugi?Yugi:
Meh sure… (Epic Music)Yami Yugi:
You wanted to see me?Me:
Wow, it’s the real Yugi…Yami:
Well make it quick I was just finishing my date with Mai Valentine, Joey doesn’t even now she is two timing him… I mean I was just practicing my new tactic I just came up with…
I was starting to hate my choices I mean this guy was turning out to be almost as bad than that little midget. ALMOSTMe:
Well it’s a interview so how do you feel about being stuck in a little PyramidYami:
How dare you call it a little pyramid?! it is a special item that has been given to Konami by the Illuminati. Calling it a simple Pyramid is a crime!Me:
Oook then so how did you become the King Of Games? What strategies do you use? You must simply be the best with you always winning and stuffYami:
Man, I am the male protagonist. I never lose.Me:
I can’t see why not but so you were a pharaoh how does that make you feel about yourself?Yami:
Take a good guess and tell me when you’ve found the answer
He was right I should never have asked him that question.Me:
Well thank you for your time. I will be leaving now
I start to head out when I hear his Granddad… “Black Luster Soldier, that’s enough”. Well I am starting to think that it was actually a really bad idea coming here to this place. I walk outside the front garden only to notice that there were fewer security guards standing outside. Well, I guess I have to go to the bus station since its too late to call a taxi.
I head towards the Bus Station when Kemo comes up…Kemo:
Attention Duelist my hair says: “There is no way out”Well Guys next week Kaiba will be joining us!